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My Unhealthy Co-Worker

This bitch complains about how I was out sick for 2 days.

Bitch!

I was legitimately sick!

Let me tell you something! This heffer is constantly late to work, falls asleep at work, or doesn’t even show up. Why? Oh, not because she’s sick but because she stays up late fucking some guy she’s seeing.

First of all, I know it’s been awhile.
I know you have 2 kids and their baby daddy has already moved on and has more kids.
Secondly, you have a job.

Get you fucking priorities straight!!!

The nerve of this chick, ugh!!!!

I’m just extra irritated because she took my pot of coffee.

Tune in next time where I’ll tell you about how she asks me if it’s okay to do drugs while shes on antibiotics for a urinary tract infection!!

  • 5 months ago
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  1. cliffordf said: I don’t know which I like better. Burrito Intern or the Hefer.
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