February 2012
4 posts
What the fucking fuck
My Unhealthy Coworker pt 4.5
(regarding lunch)
Her: I don’t feel like eating anymore chow mein.
Me: Yea, you practically ate all of it for breakfast.
Her: I don’t feel good.
Me: Well, eating greasy soy sauce msg for breakfast isn’t always good for you.
Her: I feel like being naughty. Wanna go to McDonalds?
Me: HELL NO.
Her: Come on. You don’t want anything?
Me: I didn’t work out at 5am...
My unhealthy coworker, part 4
Me: are you seriously eating that for breakfast?!!?
Her: yea, what’s wrong with chow mein??
Me: uhhhhh it’s not even 8am. What about your blood pressure?!?
Her: but I really want it *pouts* I was craving it last night. Damn. Now I ate my lunch for today. Oh well. I guess I’ll go out again.
Me: I can’t believe you ate an entire container of chow mein for breakfast. ...
Hello Kitty
I want to shoot myself in the face.
I have this 48 yr old co-worker who is not all mentally there or something. She has Hello Kitty everything. Hello Kitty headband. Hello kitty cell phone case. Hello Kitty keychain. Hello Kitty LUNCHBOX.
Da fuq?!?
It’s one of the new hires. Let me just put it out there that I have no control over who is hired or fired. Incompetent people are just thrown...