a walking oxymoron: Archive

I found more bruises. I am so fucking mad at you right now.

Mar 30th

Mar 29th

so awesome. →

On a lighter note, this link is so dam awesome that it is EPIC.

Mar 28th

Elizabeth Taylor Was Late to Her Own Funeral. →

pavarottilives: cheapandjuicy: missavagardner | dotdotcarly The service was scheduled to begin at 2 PM but at Miss Taylor’s request started late. Miss Taylor had left instructions that it was to begin at least 15 minutes later than publicly scheduled, with the announcement, ‘She even wanted to be late for her own funeral.’ HBIC I just did a slow clap all by myself with the biggest...

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

Mar 24th

13,208 notes

Fuck me.

The sky is peeing. There’s murder scene in between my legs worthy of CSI

Mar 24th

I’m laying in bed falling asleep listening to BBC radio streaming some weird industrial tech house type shit feeling like I’m on acid. I can’t tell if it’s the music, my exhaustion, or menstrual cycle. Also, I made Filipino food. This must be what being on bad drugs is like. Crikey, fuck me now already.

Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

fuck yes.

shopaholism: I have tattoos so I’m rebellious. I have curves so I’m fat. I wear makeup so I’m fake. I’m blunt so I’m a bitch. I argue with someone so I’m a drama queen. I have guy friends so I’m a slut. People treat me bad and when I do it back, I’m the problem. You can’t do anything without being labeled so do what makes you happy because the label you put on yourself is what really...

Mar 22nd

Confession

Last Fall, i went over to my grandparents’ home for dinner. My grandfather had a bad case of diarrhea. I had no idea. It wasn’t until after dinner that my grandmother said something. She told me that for the last couple days, my gramps had diarrhea. I immediately asked if he had been taking any medicine. She said no. I told her I’d go out and get medicine, I’d be right...

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

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Mar 18th

WTF

This site is nonsense. It’s crapped out on me a fuckload!!! Testing… From iPod touch.

Mar 18th

hey betch, heeeeey!

I’m here. I’m bored of Blogger. I’m tired of YouTube “gurus.” I still like some, but there are a few that just spam way too much. *gag* Twitter has gotten boring. Facebook is the same. So what teh fuck do I do now?

Mar 17th