Once you pass a certain age, life becomes nothing more than a process of...– From “1Q84” by Haruki Murakami
My Unhealthy Co-worker pt2
This is a story about my unhealthy co-worker. The one I’ve written about previous. You remember right? The one who ate L&L Hawaiin BBQ for breakfast. Yea, that one. In the month of October, I noticed that she was frequently late to work. She would call in and say she was running late. Normally when people say they’re running late, they are referring to a couple of minutes here...
I’m staying up late even though I know I shouldn’t be. I should be sleeping early since I’m almost done getting over a cold. I’m writing Christmas cards and getting all emotional because im on my period. I want to cry. I fucking hate you emotions!!!
kyuusai-deactivated20130415 asked: I didn't buy tickets yet lol. I want to go though, it's just up in the air. PuHAHAHA @Kaskade. if you do go, do you have a white outfit picked out? And if I do go, let's meet up :)
My Unhealthy Co-Worker
This bitch complains about how I was out sick for 2 days. Bitch! I was legitimately sick! Let me tell you something! This heffer is constantly late to work, falls asleep at work, or doesn’t even show up. Why? Oh, not because she’s sick but because she stays up late fucking some guy she’s seeing. First of all, I know it’s been awhile. I know you have 2 kids and...
I’m riding BART right now. The car I’m in actually has a urine stench. I am afraid to sit down despite the fact that I have a huge bag of groceries I’m carrying to work. I looked and there isn’t a homeless person on the train. I know i shouldnt be sitting on bART anyways, theres fecal matter on the cloth seats. The stench is obviously urine. It’s somewhere on the...
My unhealthy co-worker
She ate L&L Hawaiian BBQ for breakfast. Yes, at 8am. I judged her.
Was getting sucked into food coma (and my friend’s couch) while watching Samurai Champloo. Came home only to now be wide awake in my queen sized bed. First world problems.